Way to Die #64
"Habeas Corpse"
Name of the death is a pun on “habeas corpus"
Habeas Corpse.jpg
Date May 1, 1998
Location Law Office

Los Angeles, California

Episode this death
was featured in
"Unforced Errors"

“Habeas Corpse”, Way to Die #64, is the first death to be featured in “Unforced Errors”, which aired on February 8, 2009.

Plot[edit | edit source]

Ian Campbell was impressed of his law firm's new office. But the thing Ian was most impressed with was himself. One of his favourite pastimes was hitting on the firm's new female associates. You would think a smart lawyer would know better - but Ian was a sexual harassment case in an $1,000 suit. Ian had a prank he liked to play to impress the ladies - in a conference room on the 40th floor, he'd get a running start and threw himself into the window. The tempered glass would always bounce him back.

"Maybe the sleazebag lawyer just ran out of luck... Or maybe it was the way his Rolex caught the glass... Because Ian took a running start... and never stopped."

Ian crashed through the window and falls to his demise (a combination of a shattered skull, broken spinal cord and a broken spine)

Interviewees[edit | edit source]

  • Okorie Okorocha - Attorney
  • Laurie Herter - Glass Designer
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
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