Life Will Kill You[edit | edit source]

Season 1 Episode 1

Originally aired May 14, 2008.

Semi-cide[edit | edit source]

Way to Die #208

A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler while working under his car in a parking lot. His upper body and legs are accidentally sent to separate hospitals, making the medic crew lose some time. The man dies of pain and he bleeds out.

Constriction Accident[edit | edit source]

Way to Die #422

A construction worker who comes to work drunk comes to work with a hangover. He accidentally activates the dumping mechanism and buries a fellow worker under three tons of sand and dies from crush asphyxia.

Fang Banged[edit | edit source]

Way to Die #92

A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. When he ducks, he falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart and he dies from the venom.

Lesbocution[edit | edit source]

Way to Die #832

After being involved in a series of bad relationships, a woman decides to become a lesbian. While going home to have sex with a female friend to celebrate her coming out, the woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted.

Love Bugged[edit | edit source]

Way to Die #125

A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider in a misguided attempt to build an immunity to its venom. Electing to ride out the symptoms of his latrodectism, he suffers a fatal heart attack, knocking over his reptile tanks as he collapses. The released animals then feed on his corpse for two weeks before it is found by police.

Tumble Die[edit | edit source]

Way to Die #640

A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer and dies of being battered around and excess heat within minutes causing hyperthermia.

Escape Death Segment 1[edit | edit source]

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